Monday, March 16, 2009

Arab League Calls U.S. Ambassador to Syria an Insult

The selection of one time porn star and shock
jock, Harry "the Tool" Hairston, as United States Ambassador to Syria, was called "highly insulting" by Arab League spokesperson Sheikh Mohammed Lafleur.

"We do not understand why we could not get some A-list personality like Howard Stern or at least Vern Trotter," complained Lafleur in a hastily called news conference.

Hairston (seen here in his latest film "The Curious Case of Benjamin Herpes,") was unavailable for comment.

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