Customers at the 2nd Avenue Bed Bath and Beyond store were surprised when they found human towel racks on sale in the 1/2 price sheet aisle."I was so upset," said shopper Gerta Bloomgarten. "They didn't even have the decency to advertise in the Penny Saver. I only found out about it from my son, Storebought Nkwame."
Store officials promised to increase their inventory. "We didn't know this would be so popular," said store manager Wes Tribble.

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