Cheaper Airline Flights Appear to Have Catch

Mrs. Enid Tuttle being checked at LaGuardia

Tommy Tuttle and his wife Enid got more than they bargained for when the advertised "2 for 1" fare they purchased turned into a story that the family will be recounting for generations. "We never realized that she would have to fly cargo class but it seems it was right there in the fine print," moaned Mr. Tuttle at the memorial service held this past weekend. On top of this misfortune the airline is billing the Tuttles a surcharge for having overweight luggage.

"It appears that Mrs. Tuttle was well over the allowed cargo weight for one bag," said airline spokesperson Margot Dumasse. "She was just about to go into Weight Watchers," Tuttle said ruefully.