In an unanticipated development China News announced that three astronauts, whose only crime seems to have been their refusal to fly anything but business class on flights within Szechuan Province, would be released from Beijing's notorious Reeducation of the Prevailing Wind Labor Camp.Authorities would give no reason for their release other than to say that the three (from left to right in photo: Sing-Sing, Mai Tai and Tori Speling-Ling) had agreed to actually train for their upcoming space mission versus parading in Tiananmen Square in their ridiculous white astronaut uniforms in the hope of picking up young girls.
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