Friday, March 13, 2009

Confused Elder Mistakes Museum for Living Room

Hattie Freund in the living room of her Upper East Side apartment

Mrs. Hattie Freund, 89 year old tenant at Tipton House on Sutton Place, has mistakenly taken up residence at the Whitney Museum "because it looks exactly like my living room." The spry elder, seeming confused for much of the 4 hour day she does not spend napping on the museum's parquet floor, continuously screams at patrons to "get the hell out of my apartment!"

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