Tabacalera Cubana s.a. announced a new size cigar to an eager audience of Swiss mountain goat herders attending the 11:45 AM tour of the Cohiba cigar factory. "We are proud to introduce el gordo bamba, a full flavored explosion of taste, redolent of leather and creme de cacao, culminating in a long half-life of Uranium 232," declared Raul Maria Alonso de la Mierda de la Vaca, Chief Cook and Bottle Washer at the plant."We got a 9 score out of a possible 100 points on Cigar Aficianado's First Tasting list," beamed de la Vaca. The tour had to be cut short due to the large number of pellets dispensed by the goats during their noon feeding.
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