(New facilities for B of A, JP Morgan/Chase and Citibank CEO's)The Obama administration announced that in keeping with the hard times, the Chief Executives of the nation's three top banks will not only be asked to resign, but will be interred at Guantanamo as enemy combatants. Perriwankle Margolis-Slutthorn, a summer intern assistant to the email administrator for President Obama's Blackberry, read a prepared statement to a group of visiting Croatian gymnasts that were on an unscheduled tour of the Lincoln bedroom.
We strongly believe that placing these CEO's in the midst of Al Qaeda's most vicious terrorists will be way more effective in breaking the radical Islamists than waterboarding.
In a separate statement, the head of Amnesty International declared the use of financial industry CEO's in such a manner constituted an egregious use of torture banned by the Geneva Convention.
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