Monday, March 23, 2009

Hillary Clinton Takes New Lover


In an effort to serve as both Secretary of State and a role model to bored housewives, Hillary Clinton has decided to move in with Harry Steinmetz, a retired machinist living on an ED disability pension from Ford Motor Company.

Seen here, in one of their many recent public appearances together, Hillary maintains constant eye contact to draw attention away from the fact that Mr. Steinmetz is not wearing any trousers.

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