The International Olympic Committee, has just announced another demonstration sport for the upcoming 2012 games: Extremely Uncoordinated Equestrian Dressage. Billed as the ultimate in poorly performed team sports, a horse and rider work together for years to hone feats of disgraceful choreography, mind numbing indifference, inflexibility and god awful execution.
Scoring is to be done by judges who evaluate how piss poor the horse executes 32 prescribed moves, from the six legged pratfall (pictured above) to the much more complicated triple somersault a deux. In a bid to add an artistic touch to the event, each evaluated move will be choreographed to the tune of "Flight of the Bumblebee" by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.
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