Lost and Found Taliban Department Opens at Kabul Macy's

Unclaimed Taliban fighter at right in photo

In a stroke of marketing genius that is sure to rev up sales at Kabul's new downtown Kalalibabi Mall and Goat Emporium, a convenient Taliban Lost and Found Department was installed just outside the store's security perimeter.

Chief Marketing Office, Mort Zuckerman, a recent transfer from Macy's in Downtown Brooklyn, was close to tears with excitement. "My wife's been kidnapped and they want to trade her for a camel and two donkeys," he shrieked with delight. "I can just go to Lost and Found and make all the arrangements. How convenient is that?"