New Disney Ride Unveiled

Walt Disney productions announced the opening

of the new MTA Disaster Ride attraction at Disneyworld.

"We wanted people to experience the excitment of a metropolitan transit terrorist bombing in a warm and safe environment," said Disney VP of Marketing Petey Pharoah.

Myrtle Goldbaum, visiting from Nutley New Jersey with her extended family of southern sharecroppers, shared her feelings after going on the new ride: "What the #$% was that," she screamed on the way to the Daffy Duck Burn Center in downtown Orlando.