The open air Ox Drawn Mock-Leatherette Landau (ODMLL) that all of Central Africa is raving about.Deutsche Motorwerknicht Zimbabwe (DMZ) has just exhibited a prototype for a new luxury car at the International Wildass Car Exposition held in the eastern Democratic Republic of Congo. The car show was sponsored by the National Congress for the Defence of the People and was designed to showcase new, environment-friendly technologies. Powered by Arab slaves, the car boasts an impressive 30 Km/50 calories-of-intake, and even has room for the odd semi-automatic gun rack with optional beverage holder.
"We think that this model shows even more promise than the urine soaked water slide boat we introduced at the last show," said Brig-Gen Bosco Cocopuf Ntaganda, Chief Marketing Officer for DMZ cars. The car is priced at $456,651,733,499 Zimbabwe Dollars and is available with optional wheels.
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I think the locals refer to it as a Kaffir Taxi....
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