In a bold and imaginative move, President Barack Obama has named an Ike and Tina Turner impressionist Las Vegas lounge act as ambassadors to the little known European Duchy of Funkytown. Located on the wrong side of the tracks near the Principality of the Valleys of Andorra, Funkytown is known for it's "miracle kilometer" of battered women's shelters and 1960's poodle skirt salons.Not to be outdone, North Korea named the Wu-Tang Clan as Ambassador to the lost continent of Atlantis.
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