The only person who takes Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly seriously is the owner of a New York City deli who believes that the large mound of flavored cream cheese he keeps in his display case is the anti-Christ.
An Amish Bad Hair Day Support Group has just been inexplicably added to the national list of Hate Groups by the Southern Poverty Law Center. Jedidiah Abner Triplecorn, founder of the support group, is currently being questioned by FBI agents in his Lancaster PA grain silo.
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- Attending criminal trials and Twittering the names and locations of people in the Federal Witness Protection program to mob contacts, Providing color commentary of SI's Swimsuit Issue for Al Jazeera, Proud foster father of 2 Sour Patch kids, Patenting a solar powered penis engorgement pump for nudists with ED, Donations Outreach Manager for Roland W. Burris's 2010 reelection campaign, Designing brightly colored panhandler signs that say Change I Can Believe In, Building a full scale replica of the Verrazano Narrows Bridge out of Lincoln Logs and mint flavored toothpicks, Developing the protocols for the Elders of Zion, Petitioning the UN General Assembly to formally designate The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show theme song as the national anthem of the Palestinian Territories, Designing ransom notes from assorted feminine hygiene products, Pole Dancing at Lumberjack Competitions, Attending randomly selected bar mitzvahs as an ornately costumed emissary of the Holy Roman See, Creating broadly festive videos of violent inmate conjugal visits (for friends and family), Actively training for competition in the blindfolded 4 man bobsled event
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