Sunday, March 15, 2009

PGA Introduces New Skin Games Format

PGA Tour pro Henrik Stenson prepares to make a money shot

In a bid to boost sagging ratings, PGA Commisioner Timothy W. Finchem proposed a strip poker system for it's little watched Skins Game versus the more parochial prize money reward format. "Clearly this will be way more popular with the ladies," boasted the cigar chomping, whiskey swilling Finchem. NBC censors were hesitant to go along with the format change, but when they heard that Dick Vitale had signed on as announcer the deal was sealed.

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  1. It got even better when said swede started the full monty music from a portable cd player, ladies started to stuff his golf bag with $20 notes and a lot of skimpy g-strings ended up in there as well (with phone numbers scrawled on in lipstick and such....) The PGA took a dim view when his caddie started trawling the spectators with a large mexican hat and learnt that they were not getting a cut....

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