The Pope being transported in the offending public phone booth Pope Benedict XVI spent an embarrassing 18 hours stuck in a public phone booth near the Vatican before anyone responded to His Eminence's pathetic obscenity laced cries for help. Authorities were forced to load the dehydrated pontiff, phone booth and all, onto a Ford pickup truck with out of state plates. His Holiness was apparently trying to place an anonymous collect call to the San Francisco offices of NAMBLA when his robes got entangled in the crack of a passing choirboy.
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