Popular Channel 2 Weatherman Shot in Studio

Beloved Channel 2 Morning Weatherman Chappy Scrota was gunned down during his 8 AM broadcast by a summer intern from the station's inside sales department. Seen here at a happier time, Mr. Scrota became famous for inviting members of the crew to take shots at the temperature displays on the weather map using his personal collection of Walther P99 pistols. He would playfully call out the temperatures while dodging the bullets that were whizzing about the studio.

After an extensive 10 minute forensic examination at the scene, Police Chief Edgar "Bunko" Koonz told the assembled reporters that Mr. Scrota died of natural causes.