Monday, March 16, 2009

Say AAAAHHHHHH...

Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir has declared today "National Stamp out Tooth Decay Day'" and ordered 600,000 troops to have their teeth examined and cleaned by a brigade of Chinese dental hygienists.

"Nothing is more important for a fighting man than to have his teeth flossed and his rifle oiled," declared the President in a televised speech to the war torn nation.

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