Much to the chagrin of the local population, it was learned that there was no need for a secret ballot in the region's important al qada by-elections as burqa toting residents cannot recognize each other - inside or outside the polling booth."I don't know what we were thinking," recalled local tribal commander and suicide bomber training instructor Ali Wahib Kazoo. "I have never seen anyone in the village who is not covered 100%. I must give myself 50 lashes for this."

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