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Thursday, March 12, 2009
Society Notes
The duchess of Cornwall (on right in photo) with her fiancee, Roger Cornhusker. The happy couple are to be married at Westminster Abby later this year.
Attending criminal trials and Twittering the names and locations of people in the Federal Witness Protection program to mob contacts, Providing color commentary of SI's Swimsuit Issue for Al Jazeera, Proud foster father of 2 Sour Patch kids, Patenting a solar powered penis engorgement pump for nudists with ED, Donations Outreach Manager for Roland W. Burris's 2010 reelection campaign, Designing brightly colored panhandler signs that say Change I Can Believe In, Building a full scale replica of the Verrazano Narrows Bridge out of Lincoln Logs and mint flavored toothpicks, Developing the protocols for the Elders of Zion, Petitioning the UN General Assembly to formally designate The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show theme song as the national anthem of the Palestinian Territories, Designing ransom notes from assorted feminine hygiene products, Pole Dancing at Lumberjack Competitions, Attending randomly selected bar mitzvahs as an ornately costumed emissary of the Holy Roman See, Creating broadly festive videos of violent inmate conjugal visits (for friends and family), Actively training for competition in the blindfolded 4 man bobsled event
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