Sunday, March 15, 2009

World's Largest Telephone Directory Unveiled


Kim Chuk Pohang Industries, the world's largest mobile phone after-market manufacturer has just announced a new iPod touchscreen that will allow users to view the entire White Pages of their local phone directory on one page. The oversized device (demonstrated in the photo) will be introduced in Bosnia as a gesture of goodwill to assuage Serb Prime Minister Milorad Dodik's hurt feelings since his fractured country was bypassed for the 2018 Winter Olympic Games.

Dodik seemed surprised at the announcement. "We don't even have a team to send to the Olympics, much less a stadium to hold one event," he remarked to this reporter on his way to the war-crimes Trials and Greek Revival Festival held weekly in the resort town of Bosanski Brod.

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