In an unexpected announcement, the new and wildly popular Al Jazeera Reality Show, Who wants to Martyr a Millionaire, has been moved to Halalidays at 1 AM. The show was originally broadcast during the more highly watched 10 PM time slot.The program, whose sole goal is to connect wealthy, eligible and suicide-prone Arab men with women of all ages looking for their one ticket out of hell, was especially popular in Lebanon's trendy Burl-ives el-Barajneh refugee camp. What appealed to the women was the simple format of holding up crudely drawn pictures of their ideal suicide bomber while howling at the top of their lungs for the show's entire one hour duration.
"I am so upset," moaned long-time fan Pistawfah el-Shemali from her AK-47 perch in a small minaret near the camp. "I will have now have to choose between assisting in honor killings and my precious program. I am cursed by Allah a thousand-fold."
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