State Agrees to Madoff Apartment Redesign

Bernie Madoff relaxes in his redesigned Park Ave apartment

In a new ruling by the NY State Cout of Appeals, Bernie Madoff has been allowed to redecorate his 14 room luxury Park Avenue co-op to simulate a jail cell.

The work was awarded to the firm of Appelsauce, Christmas, and Finklestein Interior Design. Total cost of the effort to refurbish the chichi digs as a cornhole friendly space suitable for an ex-billionaire was 10.5 million dollars.

Jailer Jasper Johanssen reports that Mr. Madoff spends most of his time surfing the internet for porn and cheap stocks and purchasing luxury apartments in his building.