Serial impersonator, and infamous transsexual Rodolfa Krispycrem, was arrested in St. Bart's Cathedral early this morning by undercover police. Pretending to be the newly installed archbishop of New York, Timothy M. Dolan, Mr Krispycrem was stopped short of performing a marriage ceremony between a young choirboy and his pet Dalmatian.Although there is a remarkable likeness between the two men, Mr Krispycrem has a unique birthmark in the shape of the state of New Hampshire on his right buttock, which was clearly visible from behind, as his frock was completely undone from the rear.

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