For Sale: one carton of Baby Jesus A little known cult from San Dimas California, The Little Cisterns of Mercy Me, has started a charity drive to give back to their adopted community. The group, best known for its unique practice of howling at the setting sun for hours on end, supports itself by participating in technology focus groups and selling 'Baby Jesus' dolls made from shoelaces and discarded placentas.
"We wanted to express our appreciation and gratitude to all those who have piled excrement on our lawn ever since we arrived last week," said Sister Mary Mary Tylermore.
In reality, a sizable judgment handed down by the San Dimas City Magistrate when the cult's leader gutted a moose at the local DMV office, appears to have been the impetus for the sudden benevolence. The sect had been protesting the enforcement of alternate-side-of-the-sheikh parking regulations at their compound in the Blind Maggot Trailer Park and Casino National Wetlands, when things got a little out of hand.
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