Malia carrying her father while shocked onlookers whisper about the Prez's reeking breathPresident Barack Obama, after another of his purported nightly victory binges vividly described on the Sean Hannity Show, passed out soon after he authorized the shooting of three Somali pirates. As is becoming a tradition in the West Wing, each of the Obama children take turns carrying the inebriated Commander-in-Chief (or as Michelle calls him - Captain Morgan) to the Executive Residence where she has recently installed a state of the art drunk tank.
Before he collapsed while taking a swing at Lawrence Summers, President Obama was reported to have slurred: "This ain't no booty poppin contest. Doz boyz be dreamin to be from the two-one-three Chuuuch."
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