Fox Host Calls for Repeal of 13th Amendment

In a much anticipated Fox Network public service announcement (PSA), the popular radio and TV personality Sean Hannity appealed for the abolition of the anti-slavery amendment.

Look, if it wasn't for the 13th amendment we wouldn't be in this tax and spend pickle. We wouldn't be barricading the doors against this Marxist fascist's plans to take our guns and rename our children Jermaine, Shaunika and Uganda. And, I wouldn't be reporting from Numfukit Alabama at some Japanese teabagging ceremony.