San Francisco natives were shocked and dismayed when they woke up this morning to discover a giant rodent floating right outside the city's Fisherman's Wharf tourist area."It's bad enough we have the homeless accosting our visitors, now we have this giant rat we have to deal with," bemoaned Mayor Gavin Newsom.
It is not clear how the rat got there, but local pet shop owner Latitia Moog has been missing for three days. Newly disgraced San Francisco transsexual Police Commisioner Bobbi Scroggins, has told the press that (s)he has a hunch that there may be some clues in Ms Moog's pet boutique, The Giant Rat.
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