Judge Antonin Scalia Escorted from Court after Flashing Prosecutor

In a momentous decision, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled 7-2 (Thomas and Scalia dissenting) that Judge Antonin Scalia be escorted from chambers and placed on the National Sex Offenders Registry.

Justice Scalia's only indiscretion seems to have been disrobing in front of the Louisiana Attorney-General during her opening arguments defending the state's routine use of sodomy in forcing confessions from parking meter violators.

Justice Scalia was assisted out of the hushed courtroom by a gay couple whom he had just married in the Visitor's Men's Room.