The Pussycat Dolls, the American pop girl group and dance ensemble, just announced that Xena Wampuss (picture right) will replace their lead singer Nicole Scherzinger.Before joining the group, Ms Wampuss was both the 2nd guitarist for The Rock Cats, and the household pet of Adelle Cockburn, a retired car bomb wiring instructor from Bayside Queens. The Rock Cats were a niche group noted for playing cockfights, Columbian drug cartel fiestas and the odd bat mitzva.
Attempts to reach the group's publicist were unsuccessful as it appears she was in a crack inspired haze at the time of this report.
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