Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Schoolchildren Used as Bait at New Museum

San Francisco's new Science and Technology Museum has decided to "Go Green" by using visiting schoolchildren as chum for their world class shark exhibit.

Shocked civic leaders were reassured by museum officials that the city would not be held liable for any deaths or dismemberments and, since the exhibit would create jobs in the fast disappearing embalming industry, it would add much needed revenues to payroll tax receipts. Cash strapped San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom politely applauded the move as "innovative."

1 comment:

  1. I have a better idea, feed Gavin and the whole board of supervisors to the sharks, now that would be entertainment......No!! I have a better idea. Piranhas !! Feed them to piranhas live on TV, I am sure Radnich on Kron4 would snap up the option to put it on the box.....

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