Toddler Dresses Up and Pretends to be President

In his last known official portarit, little Ramesh smiles in his father's suit at the Presidential Palace while waiting for the ice cream truck



Ramesh Ramanpanpoori is a 6th grade student in Lahore Pakistan who attended the prestigious Dasheill Hammett School for the Uniformly Uninformed. His one passion was to lead his Middle School to a dead last finish in the South Asian quarterfinals of Biggest Loser.

This past Monday, little Ramesh (Latex Boy to his friends) got more than he bargained for. As a result of a computer glitch in Islamabad he found himself being transported via government convoy to the nearest Presidential Palace and installed as the nation's Commander-in-Chief. After a quick change of underwear, Ramesh spent the rest of the week condemning people to death, eating tons of chapli kababs and staying up late.

Unclear to the end, he finally succumbed to a mob of angry junior army officers who had just realized they were reporting to a 12 year old.