Van Susteren and Limbaugh to Spar for Charity

Van Susteren (left) and Limbaugh trade playful punches in preparation for the Michael J Fox Telethon

In a first of its kind pay-for-view event to be televised on Fox News, both Greta Van Susteren and Rush Limbaugh have agreed to "Slug it out for Parkinson's." According to Fox News VP JR Moodswing, proceeds will go to the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's and Overacting Disease Research.

"We feel both honored and humbled to be able to participate in this charity classic," Limbaugh wildly gesticulated on his nationwide broadcast today. "The sumo theme was a stroke of sheer brilliance on my part," he continued. "It was all designed to provide me the opportunity to give Greta a wedgie to remove her permafrost sneer."

Mr. Fox, when told of the upcoming event, checked himself in to a detox tank for a 72 hour stay.