Cult leader Felix Ogundlicz, pictured at right, takes time off from evading Animal Protective Services to relax with a couple of his newest "bitches."The cult, which bills itself as the largest Man-Dog-Love non-profit in the continental United States, is aggressively pursuing national legislation legalizing inter-species marriage. In a written statement (Mr. Ogundlicz had his vocal cords removed last year as a result of an unfortunate 10 man bobsled accident) the cult leader noted:
"Man wuz ment to spred his sede with all Godz creetures." This reporter can only wish him a speedy recovery from whatever bizarre disease is affecting his powers of rational thought.
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