Spike, the Gonzaga mascot, caught performing a lewd act on an unsuspecting Zag cheerleader In a remarkable turn of events, the mascot for the nationally ranked Gonzaga bulldogs basketball team has been charged with lewd and unbecoming conduct by the Spokane Washington Bureau of Animal Control. An unauthorized sex tape that had reportedly been circulating on campus for some weeks eventually made its way to YouTube, where interim University President Mortimer Flumoxx watched it over 2,000 times before calling authorities.
"At first I couldn't believe my eyes," President Flumoxx choked in a controlled sob, "so I called my secretary in and we watched it together for hours. We were both spent by the time it was over."
Animal Control Officer Peneleope Pan Demic placed the cuffs on the embarrassed bulldog in front of a large crowd of drunken academes during the nationally televised College Beer Pong Championships. Spike goes before Judge Timothy Spayed next Tuesday. All bets are off on the outcome of that appeal.
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