The next big thing for Michael Vick, former disgraced NFL quarterback who recently served time for running a dog fighting operation, will be teaming up with former USVP Dick Cheney in a "No Apologies" tour.
According to reliable sources, the two have been corresponding for months on a prison bulletin board called Cream in my Coffee. What initially drew Vick to correspond with the former VP was Cheney's handle: "FuckY'all."
"It spoke to me," sobbed Vick in a momentary emotional breakdown while attending an impromptu David Vitter/John Ensign book signing event.
Based on a reading of the bulletin board transcripts, the two have decided to remake their tarnished images by establishing a series of Town Hall meetings on the subject of nuclear proliferation and its effect on the travel vouchers of love-smitten Governor Mark Sanford. The series of barnstorms will culminate in a poltical announcement at the 3rd Annual Massa Weezy's All God's Chillun Gots Chitlin Festival to be held in Pederast Junction Tennessee on Labor Day.
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