Siamese Jews Separated

Chaim and Menashe Finklefarb in a pre-op photo, pretending to be Mother Teresa

In a ground breaking operation, doctors at Our Lady of the Immaculate Conundrum Petting Zoo and Day Spa performed a 14 hour procedure to remove two orthodox Jews who had been co-joined at the wallet since birth. Chaim and Menashe Finklefarb had been living hand to mouth for the past 25 years, relying on the kindness of religious zealots in their tiny village of Rio Shtetl-on-the-Hudson until they were dicovered by a group of visiting Chechnyan opthamologists.

Known as "those meshugennah kupps" in the small orthodox community, the brothers would often put on religious morality plays in the nude while singing original gospel songs inspired by the teachings of Muammar Qadafi and Mother Teresa. Oddly enough, just before they went under the knife, they were signed by Roc-A-Fella Records to perform with Jigga himself, Kanye West and Memphis Bleek at the upcoming Kikes, Bikes and Dykes festival.

In a joint press conference held just days after the operation, both brothers thanked their doctors, the Rabbi of the local temple Kiryat Handjob, and "Jesus our Lord and Savior."