Susan Boyle Harrassed in Own Home

Larry King producers making Susan Boyle's life miserable in her own kitchen

The 2009 Britain's Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle has not known a moment of calm since her notorious audition on the popular British show. Because of her homely looks and frumpy appearance, her voice threw people for such a loop that her small Scottish home in Kilts-Up-Your-Canoodle-Boodle was deluged by the world media.

Pictured above, Ms Boyle cannot even prepare a simple dish of Haggis without a gaggle of production crew pulling on her skirt strings and compression stockings. (As a favor to this blog, Ms Boyle's has shared her favorite recipe for that special dish.)

First, I go to old Dubhthach Wilberforce's butcher shop and gut a sheep. I take the heart, liver and lungs and place it in a brown garbage bag filled with minced onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt. I mix the entire affair by placing it in my girdle and jump on a trampoline for 5 hours. Afterwards all I do is boil what's left in the animal's stomach for approximately three hours. Serves 27.