Hugh Jackman was completely beside himself when he saw what Paramount Pictures hair stylist, Mr. Jocko, did in preparation for the new XMEN movie: XMEN - the Final Solution to Britain's Got Talent. In a string of expletives not appropriate for this blog, the actor went into the unsavory lineage of Mr. Jocko to a degree not chronicled since early Shakespearean times. Studio exec, Penelope Goodfeather, strove to paper over the dispute by telling this reporter:
"Hugh is a little high strung since we told him that the new film calls for his character to acquire a full-blown case of Tourette's while wearing slit cocktail dresses and matching pearls for a majority of the movie. We continue to have the utmost confidence in both Messieurs Jocko and Jackman as they each pursue uniquely bizarre visions of their crafts."
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