In an unlikely announcement, even for the sexually liberated Northern Europeans, the Danish Ambassador to the Tongan Islands, Lars Mortensen (pictured at right) announced he was eloping with his long term live-in, Reb Judah Flanksteakenstein (on the Ambassador's arm in photo).Both men appeared to be deliriously happy and asked for a traditional Danish wedding where they will trade slabs of whitefish, stale cheese and whale meat under a traditional Jewish wedding canopy.
Shlomo O'Herlihy (second from left in photo), Reb Judah's son from a previous marriage to the 2nd runner-up in an aboriginal beauty queen contest, was seen pleading with his father prior to the ceremony to consider dyeing his beard a bright orange and stripping to the waist as a show of respect for his new lover. Danish PM, Anders Fogh Rasmussen, toasted the couple at a strip club in downtown Copenhagen while an all-male nude tuba band played the Israeli national anthem in the background.
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