Jenny Sanford, the estranged wife of disgraced South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, has decided to marry a polar bear. Seeming to prefer four legs to two, Ms Sanford has never appeared happier to this reporter. In a candid photo I took just outside the gates of the Charlotte SC Animal Rescue and Fireworks Emporium, her new beau was caught peeking up her skirt, an oft noted polar bear mating ritual."Not only does he NOT know how to use email, he couldn't find South America on a map if I had it tatooed on a baby seal's butt!" she exclaimed. "I feel like a catholic school girl all over again," cooed Ms Sanford.
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