Hamas's Johnny Jihadi Triathlon Team prepares for the 2.4 mile swim portion of the event Ismail Haniyah, senior Hamas Prime Minister, has chosen the athletic high road for his good-natured band of ruffians in their slow evolution from jew loathing non-state terrorist actor to Olympic contender. Using money received from Hezbollah affiliated warloards and Syrian sporting goods stores wishing to sponsor their entry, Mr. Haniyeh has assembled a world-class group of out of work suicide bombers more than willing to do what it takes for a medal.
"I will tear out the eyes of the infidels if they swim too close to me," raged Yoyo Ayyashkabibi, the captain of the elite team as he attempted to inspire his teammates to dip their toes in the placid waters. In a tragic turn of events, the squad never made it to the second leg ofthe triathlon, the 112 mile bike ride around the island, as they all drowned under the weight of their traditional finely embroidered deluxe "Saudi Al Defeh" Style Disha Dashas.
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