Hillary Clinton to Star with Morgan Freeman in New Religious Satire

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (seen here at right yukking it up with screen star Morgan Freeman) has agreed to star in a new mocumentary biopic of Muhammad the Prophet. With a working title of Hajj you Doin'?, the vehicle is seen as a kickoff for a 40 city Middle Eastern tour planned by the Secretary next summer to promote good will and to aggressively organize a fatwa to be put out on her husband.

Considered by the world's Muslims as the prophet of Allah, Muhammad will be played by Mr. Freeman in his old age and by the rapper Lil Wayne in his youth. The crux of the story takes Muhammad from thrush-throated carnival barker in his youth to custodial engineer at the lesser known, and much maligned, Medina Apartment Housing complex - all the way to his ultimate career as part-time bicycle Messenger of God.

Mrs. Clinton has agreed to narrate the entire pseudo-documentary using a voice that has been best described as a blend of Minnie Mouse and the recently deceased Bea Arthur. To that end, Secretary Clinton is taking voice coaching lessons from Harvey Fierstein to perfect her role.

Well done Madame Secretary!