Notes from the famed ornithologist, C. Lyle Swallow, indicate the discovery of a species of duck previously unknown to modern science. Reached at his combination research center and floating lemonade stand deep in the Amazon River Basin village of Bumphuquen Mosquitos, Dr. Swallow filmed the fascinating tuft headed creature for over 350 hours as it swam in circles for the entire time."I was amazed at its insistence on circumnavigating a patch of water no more than 5 feet in diagonal. I ran out of battery power after 350 hours and it was still going like a whirling dervish. I think it only stopped once to mate and have a cigarette."
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