Thursday, August 20, 2009

Swiss Banker Receives Blowjob at Geneva Conference


In a characteristically neutral pose, Swiss finance minister and president, Hans-Rudolf Fredundethelmerz, shows no emotion after receiving simultaneous blowjobs by two Swiss
Geschlechtweiblichzungekehle girls (or Kelly girls for short). The women, who perform this service as a patriotic duty, work for trinkgeld (tips) and the occasional foreign service post.

Apparently Minister Fredundethelmerz was more than neutral as autopsy reports later concluded: "Er starb mit einem Lächeln auf seinen Gesichts- und listickflecken auf seinen Hosen."

1 comment:

  1. He also added later with a satisfying smirk that there is nothing like lipstick on your dipstick.....

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