Ms Yayanutella makes a sale In a case of making lemonade out of lemons, Arugala Yayanutella has spent the last 25 years picking kernels of used buttered popcorn from between the seats at Bollywood movie theaters in downtown Mumbai and re-selling them at farmer's markets as an "organic" erectile dysfunction cure.
"Most of my customers are doctors, lawyers and even some judges and MPs," she proclaimed to the Mumbai Mumble, a daily cinema trade publication used by aspiring actors during the region's toilet paper shortage crisis. "I charge them 5000 rupees for each piece. I tell them to place two kernels under their tongue while sitting under a sacred fig tree until a wise man kicks them in the groin. I have never had a repeat customer," she boasted.
To this reporter's surprise, Ms Yayanutella is 3rd on the Forbes list of Richest Unwashed Persons.
"Most of my customers are doctors, lawyers and even some judges and MPs," she proclaimed to the Mumbai Mumble, a daily cinema trade publication used by aspiring actors during the region's toilet paper shortage crisis. "I charge them 5000 rupees for each piece. I tell them to place two kernels under their tongue while sitting under a sacred fig tree until a wise man kicks them in the groin. I have never had a repeat customer," she boasted.
To this reporter's surprise, Ms Yayanutella is 3rd on the Forbes list of Richest Unwashed Persons.
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