
In a breathtakingly swift decision, Chinese doll manufacturer FuKup Junk, is recalling it's new doll released for the U.S. market called Pole Dance Patty. Company officials would not comment on reports that U.S. inspectors detected high levels of lead and arsenic residue in the doll's g-string, although company spokesperson, Michelle Mungslut, admitted that the doll was designed after a group of engineers returned from an advanced styrofoam convention held in Las Vegas.
Complicating matters was it's inauspicious initial entry into the Western market with it's recall of the company's other major doll: "Shave Baby Barbie."

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