Amid cries of outrage from organizations as diverse as Amnesty Intenational to the Ex-Producers of Live with Regis and Kathy Lee, the Town Council of Far Rockaway Queens has decided to proceed with the public garoting of the morbidly obese.Council President Millard 'Pageboy' Fogarty, who was instrumental in guiding the measure past the initial resistance of local clergy, was in the midst of getting a Brazilian wax job and was unavailable for comment.

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