Swine Flu Aftermath - Zorro's Identity Revealed

In an unexpected outcome of the Mexican Swine flu pandemic, Zorro's true identity was revealed when he was forced to wear his mask over his mouth versus his eyes.

Don Diego de la Vega, aka Zorro, was pissed to no end when Sergeant Garcia stopped him at a local DUI checkpoint and arrested him for outstanding warrants. When brought before Magistrate Carlos "Two Ton Tomas" Galindo, Don Diego pleaded the rare combination of insanity and identity theft.

The case was summarily dismissed when the judge realized that the Sergeant was sucking on a bouquet of Chihuahuan peyote plants during the proceedings.