MoFoHo records has just announced that a date has been set for the release of Chris Brown's new Music Video: Kung Fu BitchSlap. "We're real excited about this," said Sgt Brian McGillicutty of the LAPD Domestic BitchSlap Division.
Little known fact: Both Nancy Pelosi and Joan Rivers have recurring roles on Nip/Tuck but no one recognizes them from one episode to the next.
Flash: Ed McMahon has just been hospitalized and is being treated for the removal of an ex-wife from his bank account.
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- Attending criminal trials and Twittering the names and locations of people in the Federal Witness Protection program to mob contacts, Providing color commentary of SI's Swimsuit Issue for Al Jazeera, Proud foster father of 2 Sour Patch kids, Patenting a solar powered penis engorgement pump for nudists with ED, Donations Outreach Manager for Roland W. Burris's 2010 reelection campaign, Designing brightly colored panhandler signs that say Change I Can Believe In, Building a full scale replica of the Verrazano Narrows Bridge out of Lincoln Logs and mint flavored toothpicks, Developing the protocols for the Elders of Zion, Petitioning the UN General Assembly to formally designate The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show theme song as the national anthem of the Palestinian Territories, Designing ransom notes from assorted feminine hygiene products, Pole Dancing at Lumberjack Competitions, Attending randomly selected bar mitzvahs as an ornately costumed emissary of the Holy Roman See, Creating broadly festive videos of violent inmate conjugal visits (for friends and family), Actively training for competition in the blindfolded 4 man bobsled event
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